Vullaby Wears A Skull To Protects Its Ass

Each Pokemon is attention-grabbing and price speaking about. I don’t play a ton of Pokemon, however I do benefit from the universe and I like studying extra concerning the creatures in it. So, Right here’s One other Pokemon! It’s Vullaby!

Vullaby Particulars

Kind: Darkish / Flying

Common Top: 1′ 08″

Common Weight: 19.8 lbs.

First Added In Era V

One time in elementary college, a child bought mad at me for pushing them in a line. So once I walked by them a couple of moments later they kicked me proper within the ass. It harm quite a bit. And whereas I’d have been mocked, I’d have been tremendous comfortable to be carrying an enormous cranium round my rear finish at that second. So, what I’m saying is I get it Vullaby. I actually do. All of us need to shield our ass. I simply don’t get why you do with a creepy cranium.

Vullaby is a small bird-like Pokemon that wears a cranium as armor to guard its butt. In keeping with Pokedex entries discovered on Bulbapedia, it could’t fly very nicely, and so far as I can inform it’s not tremendous highly effective. So all Vullaby has going for it’s the cranium. Contemplating simply what number of chook Pokemon there are on this planet, it’s a wise transfer to search out one thing distinctive and make it your model. And if that distinctive little bit of package additionally protects your ass from getting kicked, punched, or no matter, even higher. Like killing two birds with… oh.. shit. Sorry, Vullaby.

Because it grows it wants to switch its cranium with greater, extra comfortable skulls. Like how a number of us, myself included, began shifting round much less and consuming extra throughout the pandemic. This led to us having to spend money on extra pairs of sweatpants. (My denims nonetheless stay within the closet, amassing mud.)

As a result of Vullaby is actually carrying a bone-diaper and isn’t in a position to fly, it solely chases after weaker Pokemon. I’m guessing that’s a shortlist. They aren’t nice runners from the appears of it, which is okay. They will hop round. Think about being some tiny, weak bug Pokemon and being chased by that ugly chook, in a giant cranium diaper because it hops in the direction of you. Getting grabbed by that’s in all probability embarrassing.

Random Info

• It typically will get its cranium from older, advanced Mandibuzz.
• In keeping with Bulbapedia, Vullaby can be very petty about totally different skulls and the way comfortable they’re and even how they appear. So not solely are you weak, unable to fly, and tiny, however all of your buddies are speaking shit about your cranium too.
• Whereas Pokedex entries say it could’t fly as a result of its wings are too small, it could nonetheless be taught the transfer “Fly.” Surprising, but it surely appears the Pokedex bought a element mistaken and/or Gamefreak missed their very own lore.

Finest Remark From Final Week

Put together for the next feedback:

1. Wailord’s measurement is scaled down dramatically throughout Pokemon battles within the video games, a lot to everybody’s disappointment

2. Big Wailord can mate with miniature Skitty

-LotionChowder

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